index
The Daily Asker

the underscores make it private

i MOUSE-doodled something so i can write a blog post.

HERRO, i hoperu you are haveruing a goodur dayru.

Am I going against the spirit of my Resolution by just doodling trash with my mouse instead of actually drawing something? Yes. But: Does my tummy hurt & do I have a headache?

Also yes. So I'm going to go a little ez on myself tonight. I just work myself SO HARD, ALL THE TIME, don't I deserve to relaxlmao don't I deserve to relax a little bit?

Private and public methods and attributes today. I have nothing to say, I was kinda just on autopilot. I was excited to get into OBJECTS, but then I started getting SICKERINO, so my brain no work so good last few days, I'm barely retaining anything. Gonna have to uhhh... just refresh myself when we get to the end of the chapter. I think my friend's better at remembering syntax than I am, and I tend to have more of a bigg picture/general logic kinda sense. So together we're almost one functioning brain.

THE UNDERSCORES MAKE IT PRIVATE, that's all.

I couldn't resist & I got the '90s Cyberfrog on eBay, "WARTS AND ALL". EVS said he's reprinting it next year, but I don't wanna wait. Who wants to wait an entire YEAR for ANYTHING?

FIRE EMBLEM? I got the Fire Emblem in Fire Emblem. I didn't know it was an actual thing. But I got it. I'm onnn... Chapter 26 of 30 now. Spending time to level up a bunch of my units to 20 like a complete asshole really paid off, the last battle was so easy it was comical.

Imagine having a 13% chance to hit my GENERAL, and then if you manage to hit him, you'll deal a whopping 0 damage. All he had to do was stand in place and he held half the map by himself.

The Supports are cool, I regret not uhh... knowing how to actually do them. I've got a bunch of units just mixed up with each other at level C, totally DUMB. The conversations they have are really nice.

blah blah blah. Was there anything else I wanted to talk to you about? Probably, but I can't remember. Brain no work so g-- lmao my dog just barged in. She's so funny. Imagine opening doors just by pushing them with your big head.

Oh that's-- something I thought of earlier. It's just very... cool, that my giant goofy dog was smaller than her own head when she was born. Isn't that wild? Life is. Cool. Even though my head hurts rrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ill ttyl, pls take care of yourself aaaand. have a happy day. And remember 2 UNDERSCORES MAKES IT A PRIVATE METHOD

God bless, fren.


Object Oriented Blogging

OOB. hey, how are you feeling?

i doodled some crap so im allowed to blog now. i was working on my figures though, so instead of posting a nude woman here, pls just enjoy this oooold pic i drew of a book from my Kingdom Hearts fanfiction.

Mickey wrote the book and left it on Max Goof's pillow. The book is about how Mickey's been mentally and physically abusing Goofy for years without him knowing.

it's a fun part of the story. Mickey's in hiding with Max and Donald, because Kylo Ren attacked the castle. Max and Donald saved Mickey's life, but because they interrupted him trying to have sex, Mickey is now tormenting them inside the safehouse.

Very IMPORTANT part of the story, Ren's hunt for Mickey.

ok im .............. am i already sleepy..

..yeah... im gonna go, im out of it. uh... python... learning about objects now... fun...

Fire Emblem... i went insane and stayed on the same map to grind. all my units are now max level, so im ready to continue lol

zzzzzzzz im gone. im just . im tired or something. my head is like, killing me.

INGLORIOUS REX is rly fun so far. im about... 1/3 through... cool protag, funny villains, hot girls, it's a FUN book, glad it came just in time for me to back #2, because i didnt want to until i'd at least gotten to see 1. i saw, i like, im on boarddd

im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -- theres something up, my head is jusssss

ill ttyl

pls take care of yourself &have a warm day. God bless fren.


what it is, is what it be

zzzzzzz hi, i doodled a bad cyberfrog real quick so im allowed to write a blog post.

uhhhh... what's new? how are you feeling? i didnt feel good yesterday, today, and tomorrow's looking like a "maybe"

i feel like my brain's going to explode, lemme just... f...

python? still pickling. finished last CHALLENGE in the chapter on my own because friend's sleepy from memelight savings. im sleepy too, i shouldgrdrgdr

fire emblem. found a good place to grind. chapter 24, and it's so disgustingly perfect lmao it's so good that it's making me feel better just thinking about it.

an ARENA to train your units and make money, 2 armories, 2 stores, and 2 forts right by the arena so you can heal up your bois and grils from the arena. and to finish the level, you need to just go rpe the boss on the other side of the map.

so im going to be here a while just making everyone buffffff and making sure i have a good stockpile. i think this is the LAST PLACE to buy stuff before the end of the game... also uh... Supports. i wasnt doing SUPPORTS for like... the entire game... so. i...

anything else........... im so. i feel lke i . im forgetting something. idk.

uhhhh... Im gonna go read Salamandroid lol. he's really cool HE SAVED A LITT-- sorry, caps lock, he saved al ittle girl from the MOB who killed her dad like a minute after he(Salamandroid, not the dad) was born, and then he, i guess looked after her until she grew up because uhh... you see her visit him like... idk, 10 years later in a different book. he's so BIG and cool. ok. oh, a figure of him and Cyberfrog came with the bundle of books i got, illlll.. take a pic of them later.

im not forgetting anything, right?

OH

i ordered a uhhhh... thing. you know. a ... ...im so out of it..

a PHONE stand. i got a phone stand so i can record my dessssk. so Cyyyyberfrooooog video reviews? that might be fun

pls take care of yourself, have a pleasant day. God bless,fren.


ive been waiting for this moment all my life

butit's not qui right

hey, hope you're well. lemme see here...

i dont feeeeeeeeel good. lemme pick out an image for the post... lmao oh no no no

being a man is the most difficult thing in the world. I don't blame anyone for not wanting to be a man. Every waking moment is like that -- that's that Sharingan ability where Itachi was torturing Kakashi for what seemed like days in just a few moments? That's what being a man is.

Unrelenting mental and physical torture.

Imagine how much easier life would be if you could be a cute girlmaoBUT YOU CAAAAAAANT BRO YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTTTTTTTT

BUT THIS IS NOT A DEAD HORSE BEATING POST. I bet you actually thought I was gonna write a genderpost LOL you don't know me at all do you?

pfffthahahaha *pats your head* You're so attractive when you read my blog.

Instead, I'm going to talk at you about... Fire Emblem. This is a Fire Emblem post.

I'm on Chapter 24 now. I think this is the last map where you can stock up on supplies, so I'd better not dick up. I've got my PEGUSUS KNIGHT ready to save a village, I'm gonna give her a TORCH so s-- should I give her a torch? I've never actually used one, so idk how effective they are. I think I have to ACT QUICK though, that was what the uh... augery said.

I hate acting quick. The worst battles are the ones where a village is being targeted by a gang of ... ... vibrant youths... and you have to save them before they get culturally enriched.

It goes against my ultra-cautious playstyle. And--

Ha-ha look, he's dog whistling!! Haaaaaaaa!!!! LOL!!! Yeah, what about it? What, I'm not BASED enough for you anymore because I'm not screaming the N WORD in my blog?

Sometimes I just worry that it'll affect my site's uhhh-- ranking in some way. You know what I'm saying. So just imagine me screaming the N WORD right now, okay? I don't want you to think I'm AGAINST it. My voice is deep and cool, so imagine that.

Okay? Am I done screaming yet? Is it safe to continue?

Okay. Fire Emblem. Hey, did you know that Roy actually FIRST appeared in Super Smash? And his game came out LATER, but only in Japan? But he and Marth were so popular it helped bring Fire Emblem to the West.

And then the first game that was released here, which is the 2nd for the GBA, is a *prequel* to Roy's game. Th-- I think I got that order correct...

I like that, it helps make Roy and Marth *fit in* more. I think sword-users felt out of place for a long time in Smash. And then when all the latest characters were releasing, people kvetched about them, but I SAY GOOD.

It used to feeeeel like uh, they have an unfair advantage, even if they actually don't. Like in the first game, Link has his sword, and everyone else is just using their fists. But now there's a good mix of characters and I can mentally cope with it like "Ohh, the weapons are a crucial part of their identity, it'd be unfair of Link *not* to have his sword against Mario" Which I always could have, but it's EASIER when there's MORE characters with weapons. You know what I mean? You get me. I can always trust that you'll get me.

I'm putting more thought in it rn than I ever did, but I know it was always the vague feeling I had.

Hey, you know what's kinda cool? In the first game I used to pretend that Captain Falcon in his black outfit was Ganondorf, and then Ganondorf was like a Captain Falcon clone. That'ssssss neeeaaaaaaaattt

oaky aoijoaregij okay let's just wrap up, im . idk i dont feel great, im . hmm.

meh. Oh, PYTHON? lmao uh. Pickling. We're doing some ... pickling challenges. You know, uh... serialization. I don't like the word pickling, but that's what it is in Python. I'm bad at it. I understand everything logically, but the syntax is getting too much for me to remember rn. I've gottaaaaa. slow down alit..

im just tired. God help me.

I'll ttyl. pls take care of yourself and have a comfortable day. God bless, fren


wanna do it again?

Hey, hey. Hope you're having a good one. Wanna cyblmao-- wanna cyber...frog?

I just finished reading HEARTSICK HORROR, which takes place before Rekt Planet, and has a short in it that's before the end of Rekt Planet. It's good. Short, has a character I'm not familiar with, but I get who he is, it makes it clear. Or at least, I hope it does since again, idk who he is.

I'm tiiiired, am I okay? i think so. i hope you are too.

I've got a few more Cyberfrog books coming in. One, I'm actually "ehh, whats this?" about because there's like, a monstrous nun or something on the cover being torn to shreds. Idk what the story is there. I think in the '90s, EVS wasn't really religious.

I can forgive him lmao I uhhh. Idk, it's-- I've got a big problem with nuns being disrespected, that's all. It's something that makes me seethe. But that aside,

I'm really looking forward to the books. They've been enjoyable so far. And ther's some SALAMANDROID to read next. I think it's another one from the '90s... I think Th... it's getting a little "what's the reading order?"ish. but so far it's been easy. Am I even missing anyt-- yeah, I think I'll be missing like most of the books from the '90s, but I'm not like DYING to read them, I want what's happening NEXT.

I hope RED EXTERMINATION gets finished soon. The last few pages of Rekt Planet made me go "ohhhh ho hooo shit." It gets craaaazy. So uhhhh yeah. Cyberfrog's great. Love it. Funny, wholesome, good ACTION against monsters.

I refuse to get into comics beyond this though. I CAN'T. But still, freaking great. Very enjoyable, unlike this BLOG POST which I am ending now because we're both tired.

ill ttyl, pls take care of yourself aaaasaerafefr and . have a relaxing day. God bless, fren


Hey, wanna cyber? ;3

When I was a kid playing Runescape, it had to be spelled "ciber" to get past the filter. I had no idea what it was, but my single-day Runescape gf asked if I wanted to. I only have the vaguest memory of what was said, but I think it went pretty well. I'm going to say I did a good job.

What kind of post is this? I definitely want to talk about Cyberfrog a little, BUT. How about this:

Do you think it's possible that my Runescape gf was actually a man? It wasn't, men and women write very differently, and I've recognized it my entire life. It's how I managed to get my *better* Runescape gf who I actually got to see, but that's another story for another day. I was a very brave kid in forums and on AIM messengerlmao.

Instead let's go back to the one who CIBERED me, who stole my innocence and permanently traumatized mlmao jk but it's relevant to the following topic, which will then lead to Cyberfrog:

Women(female) being horny.

Women aren't good at it, but they love writing(im kidding, relax, men are unironically worse). And they love writing HORNY fanfiction. Everyone knows that. Everyone ALSO knows that Inuyasha was one of the greatest shows on television, period. And because it was, at its core, about a girl giving a guy a hard time, it is very popular with women. IIRC wasn't it even made by a woman? I think that's real.

In case you don't know, Inuyasha's a dude with doggo ears, and he just goes around having adventures with this girl Kagome. Very comfy show, a lotta action, a ton of cool characters, and it ends perfectly. I consider it basically a PERFECT show. And YEA, there's ROMANCE between the guy, who is a normal guy but with doggo ears, and the girl.

There's some stupid fuck YouTuber called Yellow Flash, who is a complete weeb, a bigger weeb than I am, who has seen more anime than me and read more manga than me,

who is PRETENDING that he doesn't fucking know what Inuyasha is, and accusing a woman of wanting to *fuck dogs* because she wrote Inuyasha fanfiction.

I don't like it when people lie. I'm a liar, I lie all the time, but they're like, tiny little lies to make my life and the lives of people around me easier and more pleasant. Lying with malice to harm another person, some might say BEARING FALSE WITNESS, is just atrocious.

And it's just extra-bad because ffs, you're like... a YouTuber who's an expert on pop culture media... and you're... pretending to think Inuyasha is like, a physical dog?

How fucking fake can someone be?

And he's just doing it to run cover for the Soska Sisters, who are uh, lmao *Satanists who produce torture porn* and writing comics for Flash's friend. Yeah, pay no attention to these two lunatics, look over there, it's a woman who's horny for an anime boy! Icky!!

lmfao kill yourself Yellow Flash, you fake fucking prick. What a joke.

If it wasn't about Inuyasha, it wouldn't be so bad. I don't expect Yellow Flash to know anything about women, but since it IS about Inuyasha, I KNOW that HE KNOWS Inuyasha is not an ACTUAL dog.

Btw, not for anything? If Inuyasha WAS a dog in the anime-- yeah, I'm going here, watch me go here-- it'd still be less disgusting than the Soska Sisters, doing shit in reeeeeEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL LIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So fuck Yellow Flash, which leads me to what he's trying to damage:

ComicsGate. I've never in my entire life cared about comics, BUT--

I randomly started listening to Ethan Van Sciver's streams, I love them, he's a VERY entertaining guy, very based, very wholesome, so I figured I'd get some CYBERFROG to not only support him, but enjoy what I thought would be a cool story with cool art, unlike the TRASH that Yellowflash is pushing.

And I was right. I usually am. It's awesome, I really am enjoying the story. The only other non-manga comics I've ever read were the Amory Wars, because Coheed and Cambria are great and I wanted to know wtf was going on in the songs.

But Cyberfrog's art is reallyyy pleasant, and the WRITING?

The writing has to be another post actually. Because I like it a lot, and I've got a lot to say about it. I actually really wish I had a -- I need to think about how to do a video review. I'm kinda like the -- there's some critic named Mike... Parteeka? or something, and he's like, a total idiot. He nitpicked the everloving shit out of Cyberfrog, which isn't necessarily bad, but the problem is all his notes were bad. Like he's not a good writer. His suggestions for changes are just shit.

And I think I'm kinda like the anti-Mike, because for some reason I find myself picking at every word too (there's Criticism in the air or something), but more than finding wording I'd change, I'm finding a ton of things that I really appreciate. And combined with the artwork, it makes for a really fun experience. BUT. I uh, I can't write it, it's way too much. I need to do a video or something, it's the only hway.

okay. Did I... did I cover what I wanted to? I just see a note to myself:

"Rem: Inuyasha". I just wanted to talk about the Inuyasha Fanfic SCANDAL I guess.

I guarantee I've written and read more degenerate fanfiction than that poor woman wrote.

But hey, idk, I guess it's kinda cool for a professional nerd vlogger to pretend to not know what Inuyasha is and slander some random woman and tell people to look her up on Null's gay stalking website so they can call all her family and friends to let them know that she wants to fuck dogs.

Such a scumbag lol. They're such fucking scum. Yellow Flash, Eric July, the Soska Sisters.

Eric July, "every day we stray further from the Lord!!!" as he commits the sin of calumny. And as he did and continues to over and over and over against -- oh no... I wanted to Vitopost... no. No, forget it, the post is too long.

We're going to cut it here, okay? okay. I'll ttyl.

Pls take care of yourself, and have a cozy day. God bless, fren.


adult human females

(and their consequences?)

Francis Nganananou got KO'd on International Women's Day.

Unfortunately this means that he is now a woman.

Excuse me, *she.

So Francesca now has 0 wins, but TWO losses. One for each gender.

I have mixed feels about it. I love seeing fanboys get btfo, but I don't like actually seeing the *train itself* be derailed.

It sucks seeing a man get knocked out. I think people who can look at that and not feel bad are uhhhhhhhh-- they're missing something. I don't like seeing people humbled, broken, defeated, etc. And Anthony Joshua beat his ass baaaaaaad.

The cope of course is "at least he beat Tyson Fury!"(he didn't, he lost 7 rounds arguably 8, of a 10 round fight) So at least there's something to hold on to. An extra cope is the money, but that's just subhuman levels of cope that isn't even worth addressing.

For REAL guys livin in the REAL world(like me), seeing someone clobbered is just sad.

And on INTER.NATIONAL. WOMEN'S. DAY.

Idk how he's gonna do it. He's lived his entire life as a man, and now suddenly, he-- wait, what do you mean you don't become a woman if you get KO'd on International Women's Day?

Huh. I see. Hmm. Well if you're sure.

International Women's Day, to me, is uh... nothing, I'm just making this up as I go along lol...

I did saylmao okay so I had to Google something when I was on the phone with my friend, and that's the only reason I knew it was uh... today. So HAPPY INTERNATIONAL FRANCIS LOST DAY.

Let's dedicate this one to a REAL NGGA. A REAL FEMALE NGGA. JAY. KAY. RO. LING., YAEAAAAAAAAA boi

I like JK Rowling because she demonstrates what a woman--... hmm... let me think about this actually lmao... okay, look: she is so rich from writing 3 and a half comfy slice-of-life magical school days stories, that you can't gaslight her. You can't like rob her of her female intuition, because she doesn't RELY on anyone. She can't be bullied into pretending that men can have periods. So even though when it comes to politics she might be DUMB, a real BIRD BRAIN who can't understand WHY there's legions of insane men threatening her on a daily basis in the first place,

For this ONE ISSUE, she's an immovable object: which is SOMETHING THAT ALL MEN WANT TO BE.

It's what Francis Nganganoeu wanted to be, when Anthony Joshua was sending his ass to the canvas over and over.

And that's why JK Rowling is uhhhh, cool. For this one thing. It's COOL to be able to say "Fuck you, you're not a woman, and there's nothing you can do to me."

As for ALL THE OTHER WOMEN of the world, who are not extremely wealthy--

uuuuuuuuuuuuh. they're cute. You know what's nice? When they smile. And when they talk. Aren't their voices very pleasant? A little too much sometimes. Ya gotta SHUT EM UP sometimes, but isn't it just as great that you can do that with a kiss? Women are 1/2 of Humanity, and I love Humanity. Men and women need each other. I know it's funny to clown on them(it is), tease them, call them names, put them through walls, but at the END. OF. THE. DAY., we're not whole without them. They're so great. Have you ever heard one sing a lullaby? It's hard to believe women are even real, they're so great. So take just a minute--you can do it at the same time that you're mourning Francis's loss--to think about how nice women are. And so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah, happy International Women's Day. the end. That's the end.

Was I going to write something else ? Probably, but ffs good night

TTYL pls take care, aaaaaaaaand have a relaxing day, God bless fren.


There Are Levels to This Game

Poor guy, what a loser.

Wallace is the kind of guy to get into the Top 15, but then get the tar beaten out of him in his next 3 fights and get CUT from the promotion.

The kinda guy with 15 wins and 11 losses.

HELLO, I'm sitting uncomfortably at my desk for some reason. I'm just gonna go with it, I want to write a blog post.

I started writing a new HP LONGBOTTOM chapter but I was doing it on my laptop and I only saved it locally, so zzzzzzzzzi'll do it later. It's gonna be a DOOZY.

Wannaaaaaa... talk about fighting?

UFC 299's this weekend. It actually has a TON of cool fights. Idk if there's ever been a card where I've been interested in so many of the fights. Very neato.

Actually no, I'm not going to talk about the UFC because it's GAY

You know what ISN'T gay? Jorge Masvidal's BARE-KNUCKLE MMA promotion LOL iiiiiiiiiii... idk, there's so much I don't like about the rules in the UFC. I've talked about it a bit before, how it just favors wrestling soooo much.

But then I was watching this video of old Bas Rutten fights from... what's it called... not Shooto... the other... Pancrase. I was watching his Pancrase fights, and he(Catholic btw) is just mauling Japanese men, and thEYRE NOT WEARING GLOVES, and it's SO COOL.

AND AND?

AND? WHEN THEY GO TO THE GROUND, THEY-- sorry, caps... they can like, GRAB THE ROPE and eat a point deduction to get stood back up. I think that's cool, there should be SOME WAY for guys to get back to their feet. If this was REAL LIFE, I'd be headbutting you, biting your fucking ear off, you're not going to LIE DOWN on top of me. So I don't like the reputation that MMA has--particularly the UFC--of being like "pure fighting", when even ONE FC has some looser(better) rules, like allowing knees to downed opponents.

"Noooooooooo, you might concuss them!" UH YEAH. Okay, that's unacceptable? Fine, then have fighters wear helmets.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My knockoutaroonis!!!"

Okay fine, then stop judging based on """damage""" and don't give fighters gloves.

*deep inhale* "NNNNNNNNN--

anyway... the Pancrase fights were really cool. But even THEY were imperfect, since punches to the head weren't allowed, only palm-strikes. Which are still freakin devastating, so it's like...

Whatever. I don't care.

Oh, in Pancrase, they also wore those cool wrestling uh... shin guards. So if anyone's really super concerned about fighter safety, how about giving them shin guards so they stop breaking their fucking legs like idiots?

Besides, those sh-- and they had I think, kneeguards too? You know what I'm talking about, they're like boots, they cover the shins, and then they have a knee piece too. They're awesome, they're like freakin armor.

Pancrase NOW I think is basically the same as UFC, so it doesn't matter.

Bare knuckle boxing is just retarded because kicking is cool. If we have legs, why don't we use them?

Kickboxing is okay I guess, but WRESTLING IS VALID. Just because it's OP and men shouldn't be allowed to just lie on top of you for an entire round doesn't mean you throw the Dagestani out with the bath water.

So only Jorge Masvidal, GAME. BRED., has the VISION to give us A TRUE, PURE COMBAT SPORT. Bare knuckle MMA.

I'm half-kidding because I haven't even watched any of it, because who the hell cares

UFC 299 is gonna be great. I'm rooooooting for ... Benoit... Vera, because O'Malley is a cuckold and it's a stain on the company and the entire sport to allow someone who lets other men fuck his wife to be a championlmao like what the hell-- pls just end him, Vera...

and uhh... Jailton Almeidmieieada, i actua--lmfao

I actually do want him to just lie on top of Curtis Blaydes for 15 minutes. Because it makes people really mad. So that's exactly how I want him to winlmao I just wrote a post about why the UFC is bad because it encourages men to lie on top of each other doing nothing, but that's also exactly how I want Jailton Almeieida to win because it makes everyone mad ahahahahhtahaha

reeeeeeee... okay anyway... idk, there's more i want to talk about, but ive wasted enough of your ti-- oh "there are levels to this game"? I hate npc phrases like that. And "he's gonna drag him into deep waters!!!" SHUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPP

I don't want Dustin Porierierier to get hurt, but he has to lose because his DUMB, GAY fans won't stop repeating "there are levels to this game". I feel like I'm -- this world is so fucking insane. i dont care

ill ttyl. pls take care of yourself.aaaaaaaaaand. have a comfy day. God bless, fren


my dog hates grifters

if slave owners treated their slaves like I treat my dog, then let's stop saying it was a bad thing.

I'd rather be owned by someone who loves me and gives me a piece of his sandwich when I beg than work at A COMPANY WHERE I HAVE TO CLOCK IN AND BE ABUSED BY POWERTRIPPING WOMEN(female) ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE ME A PLACE TO LIVE.

My dog is pretty, funny, stupid, big, and tolerant of me hugging and kissing her. I make up songs about her. All day long I'm singing songs about my dog, to my dog.

But that's not what this blog post is about. Actually... ... no, it's not. Uhhh... idk, do you care about/even know who tf Eric July is?

He's some Le Based Black anti-SJW Lolbertarian YouTuber who started making his own comics to totally own Marvel and DC and their stupid gay trash.

The problem ended up being that his comics are also terrible.

Which, "okay fine". So what? But THEN:

he hired 2 very special women as editors for his book.

And they're uhh... let's see...

Twin sisters who kiss each other(shut up, they're ugly), produce ... *substances that come out of your body* porn with drug addicted women, their director called himself Lucifer, they say they're witches, they call themselves uhhh, "the daughters of Chaos? Evil? the Devil?--idr what the fuck ever, they've got like a million stupid Satanic nicknames for themselves, you get the picture. They're into trans-mutilating kids, they never shut the fuck up about "sex workers", they talk about how "gorgeous" women look when they're being tortured, they've posted at least once about preying on little boys irl,

"Okay, so what?"

ERIC JULY IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ANTI-SJW LE BASED CHRISTIAN BLACK MAN. His main superhero has a cross on his belt (terrible design but w/e)

Because their new book with him is releasing soon, they're now claiming to have "found God", and it's pretty obviously uhh... not real lmao. It's actually offensively obvious, like I would be INSULTED if I was an Eric July fan and these two retarded women were trying to convince me that they're suddenly good Christians. Like a week ago, they were still being their real selves, and now suddenly "Thank you God for putting me on my path *smiley* " hahhahahahahhtjoaiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't blame them, they're women.

It's ERIC JEWLIE'S fault, because he hired them to WRIIITEEEE HISSSS COMICSSSS for his "anti-es jay dubayoo" audience. What the fuck is the difference?

The cope is that they're just reeeeeeeally talented, they're like suuuuuuuch good writers, how could Eric *not* hire them?

But even if that were true(it's not), why not just hire good writers who *aren't* uhh... deranged sickos who are everything that you claim to be against?

Libertarians are so fucking worthless. This is like Nick Rekieta enjoying "Ghetto Gaggers" but even worse because at least Rekieta never sold a product and paid them. Besides for his subscription.

I hate calling people GRIFTERS, I think it's a pretty abused word, especially tossed at like, YouTubers. But what else is this? NOW is the time to use this word.

"Hey what's up based go-- i mean guys, please buy my new comic written by these demon sisters who are in every way your enemy. You don't wanna be part of CANCEL CULTURE, do you? You can trust me, I'm your based black friend online. I am not having sex with these two pornographers, I'm definitely not giving them money for their film industry connections, this isn't at all about networking, they are JUST. SUCH. GOOD. WRITERS. Maybe you've heard of their film 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Vomit Torture Rape II: The Return of the Prostitute Butcher?' They're ARTISTS."

Eric July is a faggot and he deserves to fail for hiring these disgusting, deranged women. Fuck them, everything about them is evil, they're sick, they're not good writers uhh they write fucking trashy horror-porn movies for retards, and not for anything, they're ugly and their eyebrows are silly.

Anyway my Cyberfrog books are coming in a few days, so those'll be fun to read :)

now uh... oops... downer post. ill uhhhhh... make it up to you. later. Sorry, I DONT LIKE BEING A DOWNER, a gloomer or a doomer, but wwwwwwwwgr. whatever.

later. pls just take care for now aaaaand. da. God bless, fren.


That's not very equitable of you, Blogger...

He called me a blogger with the hard R... it should be legal for me to physically assault him now... words have power...

I used to think people were insane for not listening to music-- actually i still do, that's the point.

i think not listening to music is insane, and I'm more sure of it now than I used to be, because I haven't been listening to music lately, and I'm aware that I'm losing my mind.

I'm losing my soul. I won't though, I'll snatch it back. Surely. SURELYOooijj. God help me.

Uh... video games?...

I'm atttt... 21/30 in Fire Emblem for GBA. I actually started Sacred Stones too because I read you could grind in places, and, you know, I'm a sicko who wants everything to be perfect.

but I've gone back to 1. I mean, the first on the GBA. It's the uh... idk, 200thFE game altogether, who knows.

I LIKE THE GAMES. They're good. I have mixed feelings about the permadeath. I thiiiiiiink... it's... implemented... decently. Like "just restart the level, bro". Which as far as I can tell, is what most people tend to do, rather than cope with their units dying. The game isn't crushingly difficult. Although sometimes, there are "timed" opportunities you won't want to miss, and you can't afford to be too conservative.

The reality of American and European localizers makes me not want to buy any of the new games. Which isn't TOO bad, because I still have to do the one on Gamecube, the one on Wii, aaaaaaand I've heard Three Houses's intentional mistranslations at least aren't as bad as the "All property is theft, kiddo!" scandal. I even read a few of the changes, and one of them I, AMAZINGLY, like MORE than the original Japanese. Like the original line was something like "I think you're afraid of women" and the localizer's intentional mistranslation is "I think you don't care about women who..."-- something about them wanting his crest or something. Whatever. That still doesn't make it right, but it at least makes it easier to cope.

FIRE. EMBLEM. is fun. It'sssssss... idk. you know what it is? The characters are great, and I don't want any of them to die. But with the ability to just... restart the level, how is that REALLY any different than ANY OTHER GAME?

It's not. It's up to me, right? I can choose to be a weirdo who doesn't care about protecting his Pegasus Knights and doesn't mind never seeing them again, or I can be a Restart Chapter Chad who will be more careful next time.

But it is... unique. And I don't know if the cope I just wrote is good or bad. Wouldn't it be nice to resurrect them? I think you can in a later game. If I'm going to restart the level anyway, why don't you just let me "let them die" *temporarily* and pay a hefty sum to bring them back?

Look, just as sure as no-one lives forever, no-one DIES forever, either. We either enter the embrace of our Father, or uh-- well, who cares? lmao if you're not with God, it doesn't matter where you are. THE GREAT DIVORCE was such a good book. I have to re-read it. What was I...

Fire Emblem? Oh, let me bring back ded character prease, that's all.

Fire Emblem WARRIORS was reallyyyyy good. And Camilla tells you "my eyes are up here" as the camera goes to her chest. So they didn't get hit too hard by sensitivity readersOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there's some vidya news, right? Some ... ah geeze, I'm not prepared for this... some terrible company that provides "diversity" services, that has a suspicious record of getting involved with studios that close right after their new trans-friendly game is ma-- okay, I'm TALKIN CONSPIRACY, but PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THESE STUDIOS CLOSING ALREADY, AND *I* JUST SO HAPPENED TO KNOW OF *ANOTHER ONE* THAT *ALSO* CLOSED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS COMPANY CONTRIBUTED TO THEIR LAST GAME, so it's like, mmmmm hi this is money laundering or something lmao NYWAY ANYWAY-AF-- anyway th epoint is uh...

some people on Steam are now tracking the games that they-- idk what this stupid company's name is "Something Baby Inc" or something, something fucking creepy, who cares. People are tracking what games they're contributing to now, so they can be avoided, and it's gotten BIGGGGG like 100+ thousand people following in a day, the employees are freaking out, they're buying rope,

and real life is just like Fire Emblem, so hopefully they just see the error of their ways and stop hating Straight White Christian Males. It's for their own good, it's for EVERYONE'S own good. Oh, I-- this was gonna be a "pic unrelated" post, but we're getting close enough for it to be related, aren't we?

I know "muh sjws" thing is old, and I know "woke" was ALWAYS a gay way of describing uh... you know... the Devil. The work of the Devil. I don't want to be mean rn, but you know both the Symptoms and The Root Cause of everything. But uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... idk. I'm not The Guy. I wouldn't even be able to be a Friend of the Guy. I like to think that in my way, my small little ways, that I contribute to this WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR. Because I don't want to NOT contribute. But I'm like, a guy with a headache. All the time. And I can't even THINK RIGHT AGOIJGROIJSGGSOI

And that's why Fire Emblem is a good game. btw-- JOIN THAT STEAM GROUP, FOLLOW THAT CURATOR "SOMETHING BABY DETECTED" IS The name, idr what the something is, but you'll find it, they're one of the top curators now. This is the way, these CREEPY ASS COMPANIES, WITH THEIR SUPER-MYSTERIOUS FUNDING, DEDICATED TO MAKING VIDEO GAMES HAVE MORE ANAL "SEX", THEY HAVE GOT TO HA--sry caps lock, they've got to have the spotlight put on them. It's a solid start. Employees one day smugly posting about how they're destroying Whiteness and then the next day locking their twitters is a nice thing to see. We need to see more of it.

Well I guess that's all, talk to you later. pls take care of yourself. aaaaaand have a relaxing, comforting day. God bless, fren.


Casual Reminders in a Hardcore World

Yesterdaaaaaay, all my troubles seemed so faar awaaaaaay

Yesterday by the Beatles is a good song. It's such a good song that it distracted me from what I was going to originally write about.

"Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be" Every man who grows old will feel this feel. Whether it's age, injury, or both; at a certain point, we're all going to become lesser men. We're going to lose speed, strength, int, dex, hp, mp, and Luck. sry, by turning that into an rpg joke I made it gay so let's just move on. If I'm not going to be serious, why even talk about it?

"Think of what you're saying. You can get it wrong and still you think that it'sall right." LIFE IS VERY SHORT AND THERE'S NO TIIIiiiiiiiime AHHHH I HAVE to stop i have to stop PAUSE THE MUSIC

They're so appropriately-rated. Adulthood is realizing that the Beatles are not overrated.

Now who's in this screenshot I saved... JACOB? I don't know who Jacob is, other than that he's a faggot.

The Internet has detached men so far from reality that it's sickening. Jacob wants women to be fired from their jobs for, let's see... 1- disrespecting anal "sex" and 2- believing that dehumanizing people leads to their persecution.

Obviously Gina's right, but the CONSEQUENCE of her being right in a world that's wrong is losing her... job as an actress, which is a profession where you dress up and pretend to be something that you're not. Whatever that has to do with anal "sex" or holocausts, idk, but Jacob knows. He's giving casual reminders.

When Gina OUTED HERSELF as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist who thinks she's being politically persecuted, it activated the Cosmic Force of Consequences, and gave Jacobs permission to financially rape her. Hopefully she'll lose her house and be unable to feed-- ah, shit Ben Shapiro rescued her. Whatever... dammit... I was really hoping that she'd never make any money again because I'm a good person...

People like Jacob suck because they have no sense of uh... what's the word I'm looking for... proportion. No sense of proportion. Jacob, with his tiny little faggot brain, can't imagine the stress another person feels being out of a job and being uncertain about how you're going to make money to continue existing. So it's very easy for him, and other Consequence Warriors to give "casual reminders" about how She Was Asking For It.

"Oh, you said something that's rude? Heh, thank you, I'll be taking your means of feeding yourself now :) "

It's disgusting. People like Jacob n-- and btw, it's funny to just call him a faggot like this BASED E-GIRL is here, but it might be better to like EXPLAIN to them WHY they're faggots. That's all. Twitter's probably not the place, idk. And idk if it's even possible, I -- it's uhh... yeah "I don't know" about sums it up. It's kinda impossible to change the way people are without them going through something extremely traumatic. Like I'm assuming Jacob is in his 30s or 40s, and he has the kind of thoughtlessness of a teenager. That's not something you can *argue* out of a person, and I know that because *I* used to be -- well never as bad as Jacob, but uhh... I don't think I was ever... -- btw, I hate the word "cancel", I hate the term "cancel culture", it sounds so un-serious for what it is. It's real, and it's like a fucking nightmare, and it has this goofy name? What is that? "Cancel" is like a term airheaded 20yo valley girls popularized. What's going to be next, Tea Culture? JustAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I WANNA BE A MISOGYNIST

No, I'm just kidding. Because look at Jacob. Jacob is a "man". So with that in mind, what's the point of hating women? A girl will adopt your politics when you're involved with her. You literally *can* save her. Jacobs can only be saved by God Almighty.

I'm a believer that everything is ultimately the fault of men, which includes women actin' a fool, and ALSO JACOB being such a GAY LITTLE SHIT. Who taught him to act like this? His father?

If my father saw me acting like Jacob on Twitter, he'd be SO DISAPPOINTED in me, that even the thought of it hurts me. He's a very Conservative Catholic man who doesn't believe in dancing on people's graves or dancing on their lost jobs. He would never try to get someone fired, that'd be like a completely alien idea to him. He'd never even imagine trying to hurt anyone unless it was a *literal* self-defense situation, in which case he'd -- I mean he's the strongest man I've ever known, including men twice his size, he's like an anime character lmao. Like one that's shredded, but not a giant, but able to 1-hit the giants anyway. My dad's built different, maybe he's got something from his family that I didn't get-- I'm physically about the same size as he is, but he's so absurdly strong even as an old man he'd probably kill Jacob in a single punch (it would take me 2). Anyway, he's such a peaceful man. This kind of freakish Jacob behavior is just something my father would never do, and it's something *I'd* never do, even though I'm a lesser man than my father. My mom--lmfao my mom's a little more mean, maybe I get some of my aggression from her, but uhhhhhh... ultimately, it's our fathers that solidify who we are.

Yes, I'm calling Jacob's father a failure. lol I'm just kidding, I-- well, no I'm not kidding. Am I kidding? I can't decide, because now I'm starting to think about Free Will, and this post is going to end up being way too long. So let me just end it with this:

The way that people make money is a very important component of their lives, and it'd be super-neat if American society (we live in a society) wasn't composed of Jacobs who want to see women suffer for not believing that he can be a woman just like them. I think that's like, ummmm, kinda misogynistic, creepy, and quite frankly, rapey.

Presumably, Jacob would like to keep his OWN job. So let's recap: Jacob wants women to be fired, but he wants to keep working and making money. So he wants all the power. So little Baby-Dick Jacob, with his pale fragile ass, wants to prey on women by disempowering them anlmao okay I'll stop I'm sorry.

Anyway, I-- I felt like I wanted to write about something else entirely, but... ah, whatever. Sorry. I accidentally made another feel-bad post, but NEXT TIME, I promise, I'll just talk about vidya. Okay?

Anyway, pls take care of yourself, stay safe, steer clear of Jacobs, and have a comforting day. God bless, fren.


turning to dust in a world that's twisted

pic unrelated, just funny.

hey fren hope youreee. I jhop-- 1 sec, my shoulder...kk. I'm okay.

I'm going to talk at you about FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS.

It's pretty good. I like it a lot. My first Warriors game *I think* was Hyrule Warriors, and that kinda got me into Dynasty Warriors and really any uh... Musou games. Any game where you swing your sword and yeet a dozen people at once is good is good to me.

BUT WAIT. Because Fire Emblem Warriors is a little UNIQUE. Kinda. There's some Le Battlefield Tactics in Dynasty Warriorsssss... 8 I think. There was basically none in Hyrule Warriors, until I *think* they added orders in the definitive edition, but idr. It doesn't really matter, WHAT MATTERS IS THIS:

btw, Young Link is the best, I absolutely love that he's wearing the Keaton Mask. Impa I think is 2nd best. That feels right. What a freaking great game, they--

WHAT MATTERS IS THIS: Fire Emblem Warriors COMBINES the satisfying hack-n-slash gameplay of Warriors with the GALAXY BRAIN tactics of Fire Emblem by implementing the WEAPON TRIANGLE.

Swords beat axes which beat spears which beat swords. So simple, but it mixes things up waaaaaaaaaay more than Hyrule Warriors ever did: you've gotta manage your units, send them to defend the right bases, attacc the right enemies, think about your own character's weaknesses.

You think you're just gonna fly around and do whatever you want with Camilla and her Wyvern? WRONG. Camilla's going to have to use that big chest as an air bag when she's sent CRASHING DOWN if she's get caught by an Archer. And unlike in NORMAL Fire Emblem, you can't just bum rush an Archer and -- well okay, you CAN, but it's WAY more risky now. So what do? Send someone ELSE to deal with the Archer, or bring a non-flying unit with you!

You're constantly switching characters and sending others around the map to complete appropriate tasks. It's exactly what I always WANTED from Hyrule Warriors.

It gets even better.

In Hyrule Warriors, capturing forts was basically meaningless. It really only served to continue the "story" of the level.

In Fire Emblem Warriors, forts will now heeeeaaalllll yooooouuuuu. They're actually useful to have. They're safe places to fall back to. They're like FORTS.

In Hyrule Warriors, if enemies started capturing your fort, the "lol you lost your fort" control bar stays put at the level they brought it down to, even if you defend it. So if you almost lose a fort, take it back, 10 minutes later an enemy could waltz in and push the bar the last itty-bitty bit and take the fort. It was BULLSHIT.

In Fire Emblem, when you defend a fort, your "control bar" *GOES BACK UP SINCE YOU'VE REGAINED CONTROL*. Enemies can't just keep working it.

Therefore i uh, rly like Fire Emblem Warriors. it is good.

I am not going to hornypost about Hinoka's armpits other than this sentence.

I've got a lot to say about how good the game is, but i think im thirsty. am i thirsty? maybe im hungry. ill ttyl, pls take care of yourself. aaaaaand. have a relaxing day. God bless, fren.


Corporal Betsy is Important

Games were never good.

Hey fren, hope you're feeling well today.

This isn't going to be a critique of New Vegas. I like New Vegas a lot. I just wanted to remind you that there's a mind-numbingly bitchy lesbian in it.

New Vegas was released innnn... 1 sec... Hey Google, when was New Vegas released? 2010.

If you know your video game history, you know that games stopped being good in 2007. If you know your numbers, you know that 2010 comes after 2007.

New Vegas is a fun game, but it's also got a lot of atrocious writing. But that's NOT A BAD THING. Corporal Betsy is a GOOD CHARACTER, because she's a complete nasty bitch that you want to kill, but you can't because the NCR will do to you what that junkie lunatic did to her and her entire squad. OK? That's FEELS being thrown at you.

A lot of people incorrectly believe that George RR Martin is a good writer. Oh really? Name one character from his books. You can't. They're all boring losers with no personality.

Corporal Betsy is a sexually aggressive d-word who will totally beat yo ass because she's a very strong woman. Corporal Betsy would solo the entire GAYme of Thrones cast, and also George RE RE Martin IRL too.

Every time I play New Vegas, I have to come up with a creative way of killing Corporal Betsy, and that's something that no other game (especially Elden Ring, unsurprisingly "inspired" by disgraced former writer Jorge Ar Ar Marteen) offers.

When I'm exploding Corporal Betsy's head, it doesn't matter that she was a crappy character, what matters is that I exploded her head.

I'm just talking nonsense, I don't even know what I'm saying, ignore all of it.

Corporal Betsy sucks, New Vegas's writing sucks, it's DUMB and GAY that the fashy faction of the game are both psychopathic literal larpers, who are all probably feds, and they no-like technology BUT ALSO they're the greatest threat in the land. I just this moment created an INCREDIBLE fan-theory that they're so dominant because they actually are all feds and they've got endless resources, which is why they're actually able to give YOU so much equipment in the game, but that genius explanation is not in the game. Somehow, a bunch of guys put on skirts and started dominating the desert. Wow, look how dumb and mean and ignorant they are. Look, every time you go to their base, you see a woman being used as a pack-mule! Aren't they so evil? Come on over to the NCR, we've got DEMOCRACY.

TRASH. It's a great game though. Why is it so good? Idk, maybe everything is just worse now. Corporal Betsy would be in charge of your loot crates now.

In the 70s or 80s, idr, on the infamous social-programming teevee show "The Jeffersons", they hired an actress to pretend to be a transgender individual, and they told the audience-- impressionable ppl who didn't have the Internet-- that through the power of Science, there is an incredible new surgery that will ACTUALLY turn YOU, yes YOU my guy, into a real-deal woman, like Pinocchio becoming a real boi.

"George, I'm a woman now!" And it was true, she *literally* was a woman. Why'd they hire her, instead of one of the countless Total-Success Cases from this amazing surgery? Idk, but sometimes I remember that that happened, and it's like

lol even in the 80s. Like, nothing is new. There's no going back, and even if there was, it wouldn't be good enough. Nick Fuentes is right, Christian FUTURISM is the answer.

Nothing is new, not even Corporal Betsy, my favorite character from New Vegas, one of my favorite games. I'm gonna go now, sorry lol. i iiiiiiiiiiiii. well, whatever.

ttyl, sorry for the downer post, ill writer somethintergohsirthnosrihtjsrht ill write something less bad later


The Racist and Transphobic History of Pegasus Knights

I love Pegasus Knights.

Hi btw, I hope you're doing well today.

Pegasus Knights are cool for a lot of reasons. They're all women (women are pleasant to look at), because Pegasi hate men. And horses, like you and I, can always tell the genuine article. No-one's fooling anyone, this isn't Reddit, this is REAL LIFE(Fire Emblem).

If you try to place your ass on a Pegasus, and you're not Heracles, you'd better be a woman, or you're going to have your skull caved in by a big fat HOOF.

A human man punches with a few hundred pounds of force.

I assume that a woman punches with a few dozen pounds of force. Maybe less. Maybe 2 pounds. or 1. I'm kidding.

A GORILLA punches with two THOUSAND pounds of force, which is also what a horse KICKS with.

Can you imagine being kicked in the face by a horse? I can't.

Okay, so women punch with roughly 100 pounds of force; an untrained man several hundred; and a trained boxer supposedly can crack 1000.

Still HALF of a horse kick. Add a steel horse shoe to that, and sweet dreams for eternity. I hope you made your peace with Christ.

I'm looking at horse-kick injuries rn and like 90% of these pictures are women. What's going on, ladies? A girl I used to work with had a farm and she showed me her horses one time. One of the top misses of my life, but that's a story for another day. She's much better off lmao

Anyway, Pegaus Knights are cool because girls in armor are cool, especially(only) when they're attractive. Everyone KNOWS that. But that's not all. They're also racist, which is ALSO cool, BUT THAT'S STILL NOT ALL. Any girl can throw on armor and be racist. And if they can stop getting kicked by horses, they can learn to ride them.

What makes Pegasus Knights so GREAT? It's simple. They're unstumpable. They can fly across a mountain so units can't get them, they can traverse the entire battlefield in like 2 turns, they're great for performing rescues, they can handle bizniz with their spears and javelins-- and they're so agile they can rush in, and clobber an Archer(their one """weakness""") before he can even do jack sheeeeeeit about it!

"Oh no, you've got a bow? Oh nooo, whatever am I going to do?" *flies across the map and impales him*

Uh oh, is that an axe wielder? Well how is she going to deal with THA-- oh, she chucked a javelin through his skull from 2 spaces away and he couldn't do anything about it.

Pegasus Knights are so versatile. They can do anything and the only enemies who are truly dangerous to them are the WEAKEST CLOWNS, who will NEVER be able to even get CLOSE to them unless YOU'RE just not paying attention.

Take care of your Pegasus Knight and she'll take care of you!

So let's recap. Pegasus Knights call people monkeys, just like Freeza(strongest being in the Universe) and Fun-loving Guys on The Internet. So Pegasus Knights are one of the guys, they're total bros. Next, they're all women, and everyone loves women, ALL my homies love and respect women and all they do to make life less miserable, no matter how ANNOYING and DUMB they are, there's nothing on this Earth that will move the heart of Man more than a Woman. So we've got these armored tomboys flying around on horses, totally cute, totally based, and ON TOP OF IT ALL,

they can fly in like an angel and rescue you from getting eaten by a giant spider. Then drop you off, go back, and Finish the Fight with a spear.

And that's why Pegasus Knights are awesome.

Thank you for reading, pls take care havea relaxxing day ill ttyl .God bless.


Negative Wisdom and My Inability To Sleep

No, you will NOT subtract a large amount of one stat to spread it across your others. I liek the idea of being a clumsy goofball, but I need to set a cap.

Idk how exactly I want to do it yet, but what I have rn actually works in a pretty funny way. Now he's just weak, frail, clumsy, AND dumb as hell.

He'll never survive Mickey's cruel world.

I might actually use a variation of this in muh RPG. Right now, I've just got classes with set attributes, right? Your standard Knight, Mage, Tomboy, Catboy, Rogue. But it's kinda cool to choose your own stats. There's got to be class restrictions, though. A Mage can't be too strong, and a Knight can't be running around like he's Naked Dumbledore. This is going to be a VERY SERIOUS, GROUNDED rpg experience for HARDCORE gamers. Hardcore text-based gamers lmao. I am uh... I'm confident I can add some basic graphics in, maaaaaaaybe even sound effects, but that's not the priority at all. I need it to have a funny story and funny enemy encounters. Like how my dog just this moment waltzed into my room and jumped up on my bed like she owns it, even though her own bed is right down next to it. That's a funny encounter.

She's so smug, I can't believe her.

I haven't been sleeping well. I think. But that's actually another story for another day, because I'm typing too much and I wanna play Fire Emblem or something. So I'll ttyl. Pls take care of yourself and have a comforting day. God bless, fren.


I am ORDERING you, to Read My Blog Post!!!

hey fren, hope you're well today.

idk who this woman is, who is in Every Single Current-Year Game but i cannot stand her face.

My friend and I do a funny skit together where she's like ordering people, especially the Justice League, to do different things, usually "stand the fuck down". idk what her actual voice is like, but we just do it sassy and nasty as possible.

FLASH, the Speed Force CANNOT help you outrun your racist-ass history. I am ORDERING you, to stand. the. FUCK. doooooown.

Bruce Wayne, your racist-ass wealthy-ass privileged-ass time is up. You have been TOO comfortable in your whiteness to harrass the marginalized communities of Gotham, over-policing folks who do not have the LUXURY of livin in mansions like yo ass. You are to vacate Wayne Manor within 24 hours. As of this moment, you are NO LONGER the Batman.

SUPAMAN, you are to FIND yoself a BOYfriend within ONE WEEK, or your contract with the Justice League of Israel and America is TERMINATED. There is NO EXCUSE for yo supa ass to be propagating harmful heteronormativity in a civilized country. Dis AINT the desert.

SPIDAMAAAN, TURN IN YO ORIGINAL SUIT, YO DO *NOT* HAVE PERMISSION TO-- wait, Spiderman is Marvel lmao. Idk, who cares.

I can't believe Moon Knight is jewish. Well, *was*, he's canonically converted to Catholicism now in the Didn't Ask Marvel Definitive Multiverse. But were his intentions pure? Or is he merely trying to escape the righteous hunt of the Inquisition? Find out next t

no, comics are fun and neat. I was never into them, but I've been listening to a looooot of Ethan Van Sk.. Sc..Sciver, the comic artist, lately. Just because he's very, very entertaining. In the American "Culture War" (which is real, but it's kinda cringe to call it a war when the entire thing is just "Do White people have a right to exist?" and "Is a man literally whatever he says he is?"

War never changes. Except in comics I guess where you have to come up with a new way of destroying the Universe that sounds different-enough from thre last time the Universe was destroyed. Actually nvm, no-one cares, just use SHEER POWER again. You see, my lame-ass gay character is a FORCE OF NATURE, and merely being NEAR him is enough toaegoiaejrgoaiejrzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm being too critical because I like nonsense, but I don't like that lmao nvm, I'm just being too critical.

I did see a short vid about "The Hulk" becoming "body horror" now, where instead of transforming, "HULK" now actually *erupts* out from Bruce Whatever's body and makes him explode and it's as painful as humanly possible, and it's just

Yooooo dis shit's gay as hell lmao. There's really a lot of ultra-violent comics and it's. Idk, it's gay. I liked drawing zombies and gore when I was a little kid, and then I kinda stopped. I've never liked even fictional characters suffering, so when people are like "WAWOWWOWWIEE YIPPIEE BODY HORROR IS EXACTLY WHAT THE HULK NEEDED!!!!" i think there's some screws loose. I know there are. If you've ever dated girls who are into horror movies, you know there's some fuckery going on. In fact, I am now asserting that it's a womanly thing, which *also* explains why so many *gay nggas* like violence, which *also* ties into the near-complete overlap between BDSM and n-- okay, I'm gonna get a sandwich.

I like violence, Okay? relax, I'm not liek, uuum, yucking ur YUM if you love seeing people's limbs flying off. I'd NEVER yuck a yum, everything that's yummy to somebody is as heckin' valid as anything ever, ever in the whole wide experience of humanity. YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY.

No, I like violence. I just watched men in an octagon mauling each other for hours last night. I just don't like people suffering, becauselmao I'm liiiike, reeeeeeally empathetic, ya' know?

Empathy is a masculine trait. Which is why no woman will EVER understand what it's like to have to reset your Fire Emblem chapter because you accidentally over-exposed your Pegasus Knight and she got swarmed by a PACK OF FILTHY N--AXE WIELDERS, AND SHE'S WEAK TO AXES. A WOMAN playing Fire Emblem's like, "Oh, my Paladin died? lmao He did his job :) " im just KIDDING

And therefore I am ORDERING YOU, to have a good, relaxing, peaceful day. aaand I'll ttyl. God bless, fren.


Study: Writing is the Hardest Job in the Whole Wide World

Pic unrelated.

You Didn't Ask, but Did You Know? Among my fellow Amerimutts, I'm in the top 3% at reading & writing in English. I'm not even a lit major. If I was, I'd be a terrible writer like all lit majors. I'd argue(correctly) that even when I'm typing like a lazy chimpanzee without a care in the world for grammar or punctuatnauition, I'm still a better writer than everyone else around me. But there is value in having objective standards. The "Language is always evolving!" cope was created by Racist Libtards who would change the very fabric of reality like a Marvel character if it'd let them harm White Christians who are *checks notes* literate.

I guess I started getting lazy aroundddddd... 8 years ago lmao. Thanks, DRUMPF. You know if you've been following me for any amount of time that I have a lot of bad writing habits. It's Trump's fault. Bahnald Blump, the Orange Menace, who destroyed the entire planet and caused me to stop capitalizing my I's. My... eyes. It's Trump's fault.

DOHAAAANAAAAAAALDDDDDDDDD.

Of course none of this really matters if I don't actually wwwwwrrrrriiiiiiiitttttteeeeeeeee anything. So maybe I should try to start wrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttiiiingggg more. Blogging is not writing.

Anyway, this is really just a TEST post because I... I can't remember words anymore... I ARCHIVED my old posts. Idk what I'll ever do with them, but I don't like this page getting too lengthy. So I'mmmmmmm typing this in a py form that Perplexity cooked up for me. But idk if I like it yet. It works, but -- I'm going to stop boring us both.

Let's just wrap up. Fire Emblem's almost donezo. REVIEW? No. Maybe. I like it.

Wheel of Ti--FORGET IT ALL, THE POST'S DONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll ttyl, pls take care of yourself. Have a comforting day. God bless, fren.