"If ConservaTARDS are 'pro-life', then how come they want people to be self-sufficient?"
*Audience erupts in applause but not laughter, just like with every smug late-night talkshow schmuck*
Even when I was the biggest idiot far-left beta soyboy male-feminist atheist in the world--even worse than YOU--I never thought Carlin was funny.
I remember after Carlin died, some guy I knew bought some gigantic book about him or written by him, whatever, does it even matter?
I couldn't help but notice that he never laughed while he was reading it.
In preparation for this, just to make extra sure I wasn't crazy, I watched some different vids of George Carlin's "greatest" bits.
The one video of him I found that actually had the word "funniest" instead of "greatest" in the title was a 20 second clip of him doing a strange dance. I guess to be fair, it was funnier than anything else I saw of him.
The truth is George Carlin wasn't any more of a comedian than... idk, Trevor Noah. I'd love to call George Carlin what he was, but even though his cultists think it's SO STUPID that you can't say "fuck" on television because they're 500-IQ Humanist philosopher-kings who've supposedly discovered words can't hurt you, there's still PLENTY of words, phrases, and ideas they think should never be said or written anywhere, ever.
And I don't want to offend the delicate sensibilities of any Carliniites any more than I already have.
But no, George Carlin wasn't funny. He was a bugman comedian for bugmen who enjoy clapping and cheering instead of laughing. I saw through it even when my worldview exactly-aligned with him, and I see through it even better now that I stopped being a [CENSORED] little [CENSORED] [CENSORED] just like he was.