"You saw a snake bite me, Potter" spat the unkillable Potions Master. "I always kept an antidote for Nagananaiai's venom lmao.
Now I'm going to be an asshole to ur son just like I was to you, but you know I really care wink wink"
Professor Snape took Albus Potter's cauldron and threw it against the wall, splashing polyjuice potion on the other students
because albonts was a rulebreaker like his dad and his grandpa, he was brewing an extra naughty concoction.
Everyone turned into Voldemort.
"NO IT CAN'T BE" cried Harry.
The classroom of Voldemorts laughed.
"Yes it's true, Potter," cackled the Voldentmonts, "I'm back. That polyjuice potion was extra juicy and contained my soul."
"WHAT HAVE I DONE" cried Severe Snap, and he ran to get a katana from his shelf.
The voldermorts tried to stop him, but they didnt have their wands because it was potions class and severeus snape didnt allow wands in his class.
Snape started decapitating all the Voldenmonts with his hand-forged Genki steel.
Harry Potter locked the door to the classroom so they couldnt escape.
"This is the only way to be safe." sobbed severuis as he chopped up the voldmorts
Albus Dumblrdore rose from the dead.
"This isnt good" he said sadly.
"I know sir, but volderymer cant be allowed to come back." said Harry and Potions in unison.
"I agree" said Flitwinks who appeared.
"me too" said Mirror mcdonald, "I'm sorry Ablus."
"it's okay," said harry potter's son.
"i was talking to the other Albus."
"I'm not sorry for you, and I am taking a thousand points from grifyndor. you will never win the house cup as long as you are alive!" she shouted angrily.
Dumblesdore left in a poof of sorrow.
Snape was done chopping up the voldemorts and said "We have to tell their parents."
Harry said "no, they'd just be mad. I will tell them they died defending the school from a new evil wizard."
"But harry," said flintwicks, "that's a lie."
Harry Potter glared at him.
"Lying is an important part of life," he explained seriously
"You taught me something today, Harry. You should be a teacher."
Harry Potter laughed. "Yes. I will teach Defense Against the Dark Arts."
Mirrors McDuck frowned, "Harry that position is taken by Professor Weasel"
"The only way to get the job is to kill him" said professor snape and he handed harry his katana. "I beleive in yoy Potter, you have your mother's eyes."
Harry smiled and walked down the corridor to kill Ron.
Ronald Weasley begged for his life.
"Harry pls, don't kill me" cried Ron.
But Harry had his eyes on the prize: the coveted position of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
He stabbed Ron in the heart with his katana and yelled "Avada Kedavra!".
Ron fell, dead.
"The position is now open, and mine!" laughed Harry.
"NOT SO FAST, POTTER!" spat Severus Snape, "give me back my katana!"
Harry handed Snape the katana covered in the blood of weasley.
"okay," said Snape, "welcome to the Fratnernity of Hogwarts teachers!" and he gave Harry a magic ring.
"This allows you to use the teacher's bathroom on the 3rd floor."
"but professor, that's FORBIDDEN!" exclaimed Harry.
Professor Snape smiled and put his hand on Harry's shoulder.
"No, Potter. The Teacher's bathroom is not forbidden for teachers."
"WOW!" exclaimed harry and he ran to use the bathroom.
Mineral Mcgonaldo walked in and frowned.
"You know murder is ilegal severurs." she said,
"Harry Potter cannot teach, he must go to Azkaban to answer for his crimes."
Severus Snape cold-cocked her.
"I'm sorry Mnerva," he said sorrowfuly, "but I promised Lily I would always protect her son."
he dragged minderva into his closet and locked her inside, then he dissolved the key with a potion.
"you will stay in there until I need to get something from the closet!" he yelled, and then he walked away.
Harry Poter was finished using the bathroom and prepared to teach his first lesson to his son Albus, and some other students.
"MY SON YOU MUST LEARN TO DEFEND YOURSELF,' he roared.
"dad ur embarrasing me" said alburst sadly.
a cute redhaired girl giggled at him. Albust saw that she was in SLYTHERIN.
Harry Potter teleproted in front of the girl and started screaming in her face.
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SON!"
the girl started crying.
"YEAH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TEACH U ALL THE MOST POWERFUL CURSE IN THE WORLD NOW."
he stuck his wand in front of the girl.
"THE KILLING CURSE"
but albuns jumped in front of thhe girl and disarmed his father.
"EXPELEROOSKI!' he cried, and harry's elder wand flew out of his hand. he was no longer the master of disaster.
albus turned to the girl as his father fell to this knees and started sobbing.
"are u okay? im sorry my dad almost killed u!"
the girl smiled, "thank u for saving me. ur pretty cool, for a gryfinder." ðŸ™‚
severey snape kicked down the door.
"We have to run, Mcdonald escaped from my closet!"
PROFESSOR MCDONALDGAL WAS ANGRY.
"Severus, how DARE you stuff me in a closet!" she screamed, and cast a buncha fireballs at him.
the fireballs were DEFLECTED by none other than NEVEL LONGBOTTLE!!!
Nevile! ðŸ˜¡ I AM TAKING EVERY LAST POINT FROM GRYFINDOR!" shouted Mcdonad.
Snape and Harry combined their magical beams and blasted mcdonald out the window. the headmaster was dead.
"I AM THE NEW HEADMASTER" declared Snape.
"NOT SO FAST" said Herminone Grammer, "in this situation, school law dictates that the new headmaster must be chosen in a trial by COMBAT!"
Harry and Snape glared at each other, both knowing they were the most powerful living wizards.
"I'M BACK BABY!" laughed Voldermort, and he did a little dance in the air.
"NO!" screamed harry and his scar lit on fire.
"how'd you do it?" asked Snape, not even a little afraid.
"YOU IDIOTS, my Death Eaters all have time-turners and I've ordered them to time me back to life if I ever mess up HAHAHAHAHAHA there's nothing you can do!"
But Harry took out his sub-machine gun.
"Then we just have to kill all your death eaters!"
"All at once" agreed Snape, and he cast ACCIO DEATH EATERS! AND HE WAS SO POWERFUL THAT THEY COULDN'T RESIST IT AND THEY WERE ALL SUMMONED INTO THE CLASSROOM FOR DFENSE AGAINST BLACK MAGIC!!!
"where are we?! what is this!?!?"!? they screamed.
"MY LORD!!" crimed Wormtongue, "you LIVE!"
but then Harry started avata cavadering everyone, and Voldemort yelled RETREAT!
Hagrid punched one in the face as he tried fleeing wiht the rest.
Harry grabbed professor Flintwick and said "CAST A BUBBLE-SPELL TO LOCK THEM IN THE GROUNDS!"
he did so.
"Now it's a game of cat and mouse" said the half-blood prince slyly >:)
Harry turned to his students.
"For the next 48 hours, murder is LEGAL!" he declared grandly.
"BUT" Harry stipualted, "ONLY for killing Death Eaters and Voldernont!!!"
the students were a little upset but still overall satisfied. It was a good first day.
The cute Slytherin girl walked over to Albus.
"Hi" she said, "I'm Ginny."
Harry spun around.
"N-no.IT CAN'T BE..."
Albus and Ginny kissed pationaltly, and Harry's lightning bolt scar burned. SOMEHOW THE PAST GINNY WAS IN THE FUTURE!
"THAT'S RIGHT!" said Voldemorr, communicating telepathically to Harry, "YOUR OWN SON IS COURTING YOUR WIFE, POTTER! IF HE SUCCEEDS, HE'LL NEVER BE BORN!!!!"
Snape heard this communication.
"Hasrry, you must act fast. Young love waits for nothing."
"Thank you Severe," said Gary, "I will put and end to this"
they both knew what they had to do.
"ALBUS POTTER!' they shouted in unison.
"w-waht?" he asked innocently.
"YOU ARE EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
to be continued.